Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Big People Pooh

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use ‘Big People’ words,” she was always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend?

“I went to visit my Nana.”

No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use ‘Big People’ words!”

She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

“I took a ride on a choo-choo.”

She said “No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use ‘Big People’ words.”

She then asked little Alex what he had done? “I read a book,” he replied.

That’s WONDERFUL!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”

Alex thought hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, “Winnie the SHIT



Kelly said...

LOL! Sounds like something my 2 would come up with!

delcatto said...

It brought a smile to my face. Nice one.

Scoakat said...

Thanks. Jonco had them as 2 separate posts, pic and joke. I thought they made a great combination!

Anonymous said...

On my day off of work, which is on Wednesdays I help out in Owen's Kindergarden class. I had just read this joke and thought it appropriate to share with Owen's teacher. Not sure if she really liked it but she did give me a courtesy laugh


Scoakat said...

Now that's funny! Thanks, I needed a laugh.