For Christmas I got one of those DNA testing kits for me and my wife. It had always sounded interesting to me and seeing it on sale and needing gift ideas I finally got them, the two-three and me one for health and ancestry. We submitted them several weeks ago and we both got our results recently.
While the results are an interesting read I can't help but feel a bit underwhelmed. There's a lot of fluff to go through to find results and numbers you want to see, but that's more of a website navigation issue, I think. And no, I do not want to do a ton of surveys or pay $29 a year for more underwhelming reports and features, thank you.I thought I'd find the health portion more interesting but thankfully I tested negative for all variants they look for, no predispositions and not a carrier. The wellness and traits section where they give you a percentage of likeliness I do find interesting, and while many do reflect my actual traits some do not. It correctly gives me a bigger chance of not being able to match a musical pitch or be bitten by mosquitoes, but also says I'm less likely to be afraid of heights or likely to have fair skin. Almost all with varying percentages. 99% chance I don't have red hair, 1% I do; 58% chance I do not have cheek dimples, 42% I do. Yes, interesting information upon first read but nothing that you can really do anything with our about.
The ancestry report was more interesting, but about what I would have expected. Growing up, I was always told that I was 75% German and 25% Irish (a simplified guess, I'm sure, but easy to understand), and the results weren't that far off and had a few other odd finds, like I have more Neanderthal DNA than 64% of their other customers at less than 2%, whatever that really means.
98.8% Northwestern European. Not surprising, I know I'm not Native American. Of that:
44.2% British and Irish. County Dublin and Greater London appear to be at the top, but it does list 18 other regions.
40.2% French & German. Not sure why they lump these together. A closer look shows all to be regions of Germany and Netherlands. No berets for me.
8.9% Scandinavian. I hadn't expected that, but it seems I have some roots in Iceland, Norway and Sweden.
5.2% Broadly Northwestern European. Apparently all the above but unidentifiable.
0.3% Finnish. This made me smile, but only because I'm a fan of Nightwish.
Then outside of Northwestern European it tells me I am 1.0% Ashkenazi Jewish and 0.2% of trace ancestry. Go figure.
There's also a section where I can connect with family members and lists several of my actual relatives who must also have done the same test. So it knows who I am and who I am related to now. And the other day I received an invitation to share ancestry from someone I don't know. You are given their name and after a quick google search I found she lives with her family in a town south of here. Likely a second cousin, but I have not responded and not sure I will.
I don't think I want to dive into this that much and make connections and start a family tree or anything like that. But I'm glad I finally did it and while interesting it does not change anything or is really of any help for anything. Maybe I'll change my mind in the future, but for now I'll just let this simmer for a while.